Let There be Facebook by Travis Harmon and Jonathan Shockley
The recent discovery of the ancient Ethernets has forever altered the
way humanity views its past. Among the many amazing findings is a rich
trove of Facebook dispatches that date back to the beginning of time
itself. Now a selection of these lost Facebook updates is at last
available for the world to see!
Noted historians Brylon K.
Tilgh, Ph.D., and Dr. Tony Cougarmouth have carefully selected the best
status updates, profile pages, and late-night exchanges found on the
ancient Facebook, including:
GOD and ABRAHAM’S exchange over Isaac’s life(God was a real practical joker!)
HENRY VIII’S many relationship status updates and the POPE’S responses
Live updates from GANDHI’S hunger strike
J. EDGAR HOOVER’S interests and hobbies (Fashion, Surveillance, Destroying Lives)
The original WOODSTOCK event page and much more.